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A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie.

The genie tells him, "I'll grant you three wishes, but everything you wish for, all the lawyers in the world will get double."

The man says, "Well, you know I hate lawyers, but I think I can live with that. So, first, I'd like a billion dollars."

The genie, blinks and says, "Done. You have a billion dollars in your bank account and every lawyer has two billion dollars."

"Okay," says the man, "next I'd like a Lamborghini Murcielago," and the genie blinks and tells him there's one in his driveway and two in every lawyer's driveway.

The man rubs his chin and says, "Finally, I'd like to donate a kidney."

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