[Roger Miller"]

A guy sits down in a bar next to a blonde. On the television the news comes on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," he says to the blonde.

Taken aback by the callousness of such a suggestion the blonde shouts back, "Bet you $10 he won't!"

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The blonde hands the guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said the blonde. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

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[P-Town Smokes]

Great one, even though there is nothing wrong with blondes

 

[miketafc]

Another Good one.

Too bad he didn't have TVoe he could have gone double or nothing.