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On the eve of their 20th anniversary, the wife said to her husband "What would you like for our anniversary?"

The husband said to his wife "Ya know, in all these years we've been together, you have never given me the pleasure of oral sex."

"If you want to give me a real present, go down on me tonight."

The wife replied "If I did that, you would never respect me, ever again," at which the husband said "Yes, I would, truly."

So the wife agreed and serviced her husband that night in the best way she knew how. At breakfast the next morning, she asked "How are you feeling this morning dear?"

And he replied "Wonderful, thank you! Pass the salt please, cocksucker..."
 
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