[Skinsfan]

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

 

[taltos]

11. Tom reads this crap and dies laughing. Go Pats!:chk

 

[Da Klugs]

You missed one...

The universe as we know it inverts itself. Up is down, bad is good etc.


42-16

:r

 

[jdbwolverines]

Tom finds god

Apparently you haven't heard, Tom Brady IS god. Therefore even all of 1-10 do happen, he will still beat you.

 

[rumballs]

you're going to need all 10, not just "one of the above"

 

[Skinsfan]

Yeah but if for some reason the Skins do win it will feel soooooooooooooooo good!

 

[zemekone]

wow... seriously... wow

 

[Bigwaved]

wow... seriously... wow

He will not put up a fiver on number 10 though. :r

 

[SmokeyJoe]

:r That is funny stuff! Please move this to the jokes forum. :tu

I hate the Pats... but I don't see them losing this week. I'm pulling for the alien/hybrid thing... :ss

 

[Skinsfan]

He will not put up a fiver on number 10 though. :r

 

[Bigwaved]

It is not a gamble if you are so sure. :r

 

[Skinsfan]

It is not a gamble if you are so sure. :r

My wifes plastic surgeon took all of my money

 

[Bigwaved]

My wifes plastic surgeon took all of my money

No, I think it is the surgeon who cut off your nads right after you posted your team's defense would hold the Pats to 20.

 

[Skinsfan]

No, I think it is the surgeon who cut off your nads right after you posted your team's defense would hold the Pats to 20.

Nope they are still there

 

[Bigwaved]

Nope they are still there

It doesn't count if they are hooked to a yard rat.

 

[Skinsfan]

It doesn't count if they are hooked to a yard rat.

Hey those yard rats take good care of my gonads

 

[FlyerFanX]

Brady seems to be into breaking his own personal bests these days. What do you think the chances are he throws 7 TD passes against the Skins?

Stranger things have happened...:ss

 

[Giovanni]

10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

This is the one that had me :r.

 

[Mr.Maduro]

Yeah but if for some reason the Skins do win it will feel soooooooooooooooo good!

:tpd:

 

[jdbwolverines]

Brady seems to be into breaking his own personal bests these days

Brady has arguably been the best QB in the NFL the past 5 seasons. He just has never had the elite receivers to compliment him like Peyton Manning has had. Instead of throwing to Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne, he had Troy Brown and Deon Branch. Now with Moss and Stallworth, he is finally putting up Peyton-like numbers.