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Have you ever gone above and beyond the call of duty to embarrass your wife? I don't mean an accidental embarrassment, I'm talking about seeing a golden opportunity that was so completely awesome that you pondered the repercussions and ultimately decided that it was so funny that it was worth it...

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point...

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1.� The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never...

Okay, I was thinkin the other day about how cool my wife is. She will sit and have a cigar with me and she keeps a cigar journal like a good smoker...she will play poker and smoke stogies with the guys. She not only is tolerant of the hobby, she always asks "any good deals on cigar bid?" She...

Two guys are sitting around one day talking about what they got their wives for their birthdays. One guy says to the other, "I got my wife a pearl necklace and a trip to Italy. I figured if she didn't like the necklace then she would like the trip". The other guy just laughs and says, "I got...

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good GOD, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?" Olef demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The...

What do the wives of Santa's Reindeer do on December 24 while their husbands are pulling Santa all over the world? They go into town & blow a few bucks! :lol:

Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that...

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells > Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the > instructions at the entrance: > > "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value > of the products increase as you ascend the flights...

I was just wondering how many of our Gorillas have a Wife or Significant Other that either approves or disapproves and if you have to allow or buy her the same amount in $$$ as you spend? My wife doesn't care whether I smoke or not but every dollar I spend she gets to spend also but...she just...

I'm leaving in an hour for a weekend of golf and cigars at the Jersey Shore. I'm getting ready to pack, but I think it will take longer to decide what smokes to take than what clothes! Have a good weekend everybody. P.S. Did I mention, no wives! Bwaaaaaaaahaaaaaa :D

TWO GUYS AT HOME-DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES One old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says...

Soccer wives are hot ! http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/pgStory?contentId=3216398

I haven't seen any of my white t-shirts except for one the other day. I haven't worn any for over a week and can not figure out why they haven't been washed yet and put into my dresser. I have been on my wife for the last week about this because I haven't had a under shirt to wear to work, or...

I enjoyed this one very much. I personally have a "few" guns and my fiancee just doesnt understand. She will soon. Sorry if you've already seen this. 10 reason why men love guns better than wives 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for...

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking...

Here's one the ladies will ooh and aah over.

...about the perils of some types of on-line ordering. :7 Attachments: