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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do,... Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the desert and enter a valley. Suddenly The Lone Ranger stops and sees from the North 1000 Indians, from the East 1000 Indians, from the West 1000 Indians, from the South 1000 Indians. All of them in battle gear. The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What...