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so the brain thought it would be a good idea to bomb the cmr on base..... not very bright. You can bet there will be a retaliation!

I was en route back from the hospital and dispatched notifies me of possible explosion at the EMS office. thats right attacked by smelvis... what a guy he is. WOW Left to right: H Upmann Edicion Limitada 2009 (never had) um nom nom nom Bolivar Gold Medal? (again never had) nom noms.... oh...

"Better grab your helmet and flack jacket, I think you've been hit." These were the words I heard as the female walked through the front door from work this afternoon. The return address was written so small, it was clearly scrolled by a Lilliputian terrorist cell. I open it up and, OH THE...

I was officially caught in a terrorist attack by the Smoky Dawn Front, let this be a lesson to everyone, don't mess with them, they mean business. I came home from work and my wife and daughter were held hostage by this malicious, and yet very kind, terrorist box. Luckily we all came out ok...

Well the New York Herf was a lot of fun Me ,Jitzy Dozer,Doogie and Yesenia chowed down on wings and brew while we smoked tastey stogies--The web cam hookup was a Blast Of course Jitzy couldn't stop at that -He lobbed a satchel my way and blew my as* off Here is a pic of that wild mans bomb-...

Well the New York Herf was a lot of fun Me ,Jitzy Dozer,Doogie and Yesenia chowed down on wings and brew while we smoked tastey stogies--The web cam hookup was a Blast Of course Jitzy couldn't stop at that -He lobbed a satchel my way and blew my as* off ;) Here is a pic of that wild mans bomb-...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare (seldom washed) left hand, but consider bacon...

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I thought this was pretty funny. Jeff Dunham is fun to watch.:r

Be on the lookout for wanted bomber Gromit. This extremely dangerous BOTL shows no mercy. The only evidence police have collected against his dastardly bombs are the following fuzzy pictures... The ingredients used for this bomb are as follows: 1 Astral 1 5 Vegas Series A 1 Punch Champion...

PapaJohn67 had advised me of a "package" coming. He failed to mention it was a thermonuculear device! My neighborhood now has a 30 x 30 x 10 foot deep crater with a mushroom cloud overhead..........Be careful with this BOTL, he doesn't mess around! Anyone know where I can get a lead suit and...

Yes, only in today's world could it happen. A Nebraska Terrorist attacked a Georgia man with a chemical bomb. The bomb contained not only the dreaded tubes of tobacco called "cigars" as well as a chemical called "caffeine" in a substance called "ground coffee". The White House has officially...

I have been hit by one of KASR's Terrorist BOMBS. He takes no prisoners and leaves nothing but a path of destruction in his wake. Watch out if you see one of his bombs coming your way He said this is payback for a bomb I sent him, but he went way beyond. Sorry the camera is down. Here is the...

:arghhhh: Well I don't know how he succeeded, but somehow Ceedee made it past my security perimeter, past my bomb sniffing black lab, and was able to place a bomb in my mailbox. Here's what was left after all the debris was removed: Indian Tabac Cameroon Legend Tampa Sweethearts #280 Tatuaje...

Yep, you got it, that's right folks! The unassuming facade that roosterthomas has purveyed to all of us on the board, is nothing but a ruse!!! :eeek: So I'm minding my own business and I figure that I will go check the mailbox and do some chores. I'm working from home today, so what the...

Terrorists have access to this, well isnt this just [email protected]%k up. http://tinyurl.com/wlsp6

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, an American Engineer and a Terrorist were actually working together one day. They came across a lantern and suddenly a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my...

How can you tell if there is a Terrorist at the airport?

It is early and I haven't seen all the news yet, and the story will be evolving for a while yet. I pray for all the people in London living through this mornings terrorist attacks. I am not sure which of our BOTLs and SOTLs live in London, but PLEASE let us know if there is anything we can do...

API and UPI reported today that the French Government has announced that it has raised its Terror Alert Level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". This may have been precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed one of their White Flag...