Husband and wife are through the first 6 holes of their weekly Sunday round.
Husband: "Darling, I have a confession to make. I slept with Cynthia on a drunken one night stand a year ago. It was a reckless thing to do, I regret it deeply and I'm not seeing her. You mean the world to me and I am...
I'll start this one for Justin with:
"The only reason why some people are alive is because it's against the law to kill them... I have a t-shirt that says that too, LOL. "
A comment JT made on another thread.
A memorable one for me is worn by a friend who has been married three times and...
HOLY CRAP! I've never been hit by a tee shot from across the country before.....UNTIL NOW!!
Fatmandu lays a Beautiful tee shot right in the center of the cup for a Hole-in-one!
Now that I've recovered from the smack on the noggin, I can rightfully drool over the goodies! In fact, I was on the...
I was eating a couple of fun size boxes of Nerds candys. Went for the second little box and it felt light and shook light. I opened it and there was one nerd in there. ONE.
That pissed me off a little.
Hope every one's having an OK day