I guess I have been spending too much money on toys, cigars, sports tickets, etc. My wife said she think it's time to spend some money on her and is making an appt to see a plastic surgeon for a breast enhancement. Not sure if I should be worried or happy?
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my
favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an
reattached them, and 8 months later he...
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf
Together and discussing surgeries they had
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in
Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an
Accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
Performed a private concert for the Queen of England."...
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered,"
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside them...