No not me, the old man....:rlaugh: In his 2008 Mini Cooper S.
My Dad is 72 yrs old and bought it about a year ago, has always told me to slow it down...
He went throught this small town and got busted doing 70 in a 45 mph zone.:jaw:
He was only 4 mph away from a "super speeder" ticket...would...
A little over a month ago I was lasered going 52 mph in a 35 mph zone. At the time I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal, I would pay the fine and go to traffic school. I hadn’t received anything about the ticket from the court, so today I looked up my violation online and saw the amount of the...
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
Received this email today:
Subject: FW: speeding
I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING
I THOUGHT < BR>
I COULD TALK
MY WAY OUT OF IT
UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT
MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT
This one is destined to become a classic !
Top this for a speeding ticket
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15, North of MCAS Miramar. One of the officers was
using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching
near the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised...
Bah! Just got a ticket coming back from a TBR (Taco Bell Run) and was less than a mile from Rose and then I saw the flashing red and blue in my rear view mirror. 60 in a 45. I'm looking at this thing really closely and I dont see a value attached to it; does that mean the ticket is void?
Well my streak of having a clean record is over. Happened while I was driving down to the lakefront this morning to enjoy a coffee and the sunny day. Didn't see the speed limit drop from 40 to 30 and he got me going 47. Sucks tho, always thought I would get a ticket when I was in a hurry on...
A senior citizen bought himself a brand new convertible. He took off down I - 75, speeding at 85 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought, as he roared down the highway. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he...
Sorry if this is a repeat.
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was at the wheel. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE...
I was out in SoCal this past weekend when poker got his new 340 hp Audi S4. After having a ride in it and watching him drive, ;) I've decided to have a contest with the winner receiving a surprise pack of Habanos from me.
Guess the month/day/year poker will get his first speeding ticket in...
cop pulls a lady over and asks if she knows she was doing 145 right down the middle of the road.she answered yes but she has a special licence do do so.
well the cop looks at her licence and says" there is nothing special about it".
lady says look at the very bottom it says"tear along dotted...