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On my way in to the office from lunch today, I mentioned to someone as we went to check mail that I would probably get blown up today - he looked at me funny (yeah, that happens a lot - guess I confused him?). He did not understand. So, you ask. How did I know that a bombing would occur on...

. Yes a guy from Sioux City is going to put a little sting on someones face

Or maybe I should say, someone DID slap me HAHA!! Besides making my mailman shart his pants because of the suspicousness of the box and the destruction this mighty warrior has caused, I have been bestowed a great selection of awesome sticks!! Eric, (Ekengland07) I tip my hat to you and...

Congrats Tom.

Came home from work today and Frank is yelling that I have a package on the island in the kitchen. Of course I run screaming like a 5 yr old to see what it is and low and behold... it's some fantastic smokes!! Thank you so much Daniel! A few I love and a couple I've never had. Gonna hide these...

BeerAdvocate and I where doing a box split on some Padilla cigars. I know how Travis is and when I got my box in the first thing I did was put on my vesand get a stick. Sure enough there where some extras in there (including a nice RP OWR and Don Pepin) he tried to take me out with! Thanks...

Well I ran my mouth on a bomb thread and took it hard. Needless to say my mouth wrote a check that my A$$ couldn't cash!!!!!!!!! Sorry for the poor pics. My wife took both cameras to Tahoe for a girls weekend. Here is the line-up Tierra Del Sol - Never had one. Looks tasty Monte Cristo Room -...

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech...

I recently went to a Kid Rock concert and was talking about Kid's favorite cigars with elmomac a few days later. Well he decided to give me a Detroit style beating today! He hit me with 3 Short Stories and 2 WOAMs, Kid's favs. If that wasn't enough he also threw in an Oliva V figurado, and...

OK,Monkeybong & I had arranged a 5r trade.He was supposed to send me 5 Oliva Bold for 5 assorted smokes.But did he do what he was supposed to do?NOOOOO!He sent the 5 Olivas & 5 tag alongs.That was Friday.Then I get home from work & what do I find?Jam decided that he was going to force me to buy...

Robisjebus took it upon himself to continue the "Kick the Texans ass all up about their necks" campaign. It was my birthday Saturday and I was pleased that I got some smokes in the mail, but the ill intention to my Texas Brethren and myself cannot go unpunished. The bomb included- 1- Gurkha...

So I awaken tonight from the pain of having my last 3 wisdom teeth removed. I won't be smoking at the risk of dry socket for a couple of weeks. I had my last smoke last night before the surgery in the form of a RP 1990 junior. Thanks again Smokey Joe it was the first junior I've had and it was a...

I got home from work this morning and there was a box from Craig (HeavyMetal). Inside was a very nice bomb. 6 cigars, 3 La Aurora 1495 Series. An original, a corojo wrapper, and a Brazil wrapper. He also included 3 small cigars labeled S, L, and V, along with a Partagas brochure. What the...

.... when will this senseless violence end???:) Well, I've been in Myrtle Beach for about a week, but have had timing issues, weather issues, web connection issues, and haven't had a chance to meet up with madurolover until today. We were both watching football games (ROLL TIDE!), and met up...

I had the pleasure of meeting Tom (Icehog) at shack herf II, Heluva guy. While we were there one afternoon, Liz (my g/f) and I were chilling at a table with Tom and a few other Gorillas just BS-ing like Gorillas do...And he mentions that he has this very subtle smoke (Makers Mark) at home, and...

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! This Tuesday is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who...

Okay... I'm a self-admitted maduro-head. I love chocolate/cofee-flavored dirt, and I'm not ashamed to admit it! That said, here comes the Sancho Panza Maduro Cervantes. What's up with that el-cheapo ring? I mean, no glitz to it at all! Just a sleazy two-color band made of what appears to be...

All I have to say is 0304 1560 0006 1118 4202 Whoever gets it, Enjoy. BBBBWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAHHHAAAA !!!!!!!!

How did I get tangled into this mess? Richard, aka RPB67, aka Fuente Fairy Habana Whore, aka Mad carpet bomber etc.etc. has leveled his ordinance on me this time... I am not talking machine gun fire or something simple like that... I am talking the BIG guns. I swear, we need a 12 step recovery...