WOW! Just watched the first episode of American Horror Story on FX tonight and about all I can say is WOW! If your are in to freaky, suspenseful, violent, heavily drenched sexual dramas then this is the show for you.
Shows cast are: Dylan McDermott plays Ben
Alright now that I have your attention.... My buddy asked me to help him pick out cigars to hand out when his son is born. He wanted to get a box of DPG white labels but he was under the impression they were much cheaper. His favorite size is a torpedo so does anyone have any ideas on what to get???
Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short...
Guys I was just wondering about tins and jars(not sex) :P
If I pop a tin and smoke a bit of the tobacco, can I just snap the tin back together and know for certain it will keep for a while? Or should I transplant it into a jar for safe keeping?
Thanks for your help!
Also if any of you have a...
An elderly couple was sitting in a local diner talking after having dinner. The husband leans over and asks his wife,
'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago ?
We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to...
A couple had been married for close to ten years, and from every angle, seemed to be the ideal match. Of course, rarely is the outsider's perspective the truth, and as in every marriage, this one had its quirks.
You see, for all these years, each time they made love, the husband insisted on...
# 17 on SEX
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: nature's way of...
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson,
and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could
still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who
was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I'd
love to have sex...
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife, their biggest fear being that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.
"Marion ... Marion "...
Seven Kinds Of Sex .....
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face..
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time...
A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel on a Florida beach.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello, how are you?"...
TOP TWENTY-FIVE REASONS THAT HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX
25. If it’s a bad game, you can call a time out.
24. It’s okay to bleed during a game.
23. Every player usually has two or three sticks to choose from.
22. There’s a limit to the size of all equipment.
21. You can still play when you get...
What's the deal with a calabash? Why does the appeal of this antique oddity persist? Simple. Cool factor.
Born in colonial Africa from an absence of briar, our British brothers worked with what they had and turned the calabash gourd, some cork and a hunk of clay into a classic.
I saw this movie this weekend and found it to be hilarious. I was the loudest person in the theater laughing and I really enjoyed it. The characters were totally in the spirit of films like American Pie and Superbad, but in no way this a rip off. Check it out, enjoy the laugh. :tu
Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Marilyn, half his age, in a small Newfoundland community.
After several months, Marilyn complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother, all Newfie women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex.'
'Social Security sex?! What the heck is that?'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
So the married...