This is secret santa getting ready to load up my sleigh will all sorts of goodies. I see that you have been good this year! What kind of christmas goodies can Santa bring down the chimney for you? Let me know so I can put the elves to work.
Ho Ho Ho and a merry christmas to all!
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very...