The Cigar Story, Joke, or Saying thread. In this thread you must either either tell your own personal cigar story, your own original cigar inspired joke, or your favorite cigar saying. Please stick to things from your brain and refrain from using Google.com to look something up. Creativity...

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming, like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and...

Some great cigar sayings -Enjoy ;) "Gentlemen, you may smoke." King Edward VII of England -- after assuming the throne. His mother, Queen Victoria, had previously banned smoking in court. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Every cigar goes up...

WINE SAYINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT AREN'T · "Spit or swallow?" · "Stick your nose all the way in" · "She needs to open up a bit" · "I've had a 69 with my sister" · "My God! Check out the legs on that Blue Nun!" · "I keep Sherry on the rack in my cellar" · "I find the Californians flaccid...