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Lo' why hath I forsaken myself. For now I lay prone before thee and mine insides are now out. I have done the unthinkable. Fear and joy, happiness and dread; Yes thirty sticks are mine twenty-five are well and fine, whilst the other five shall be given the moniker "Dog Rocket". I humbly come...

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and...

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Tom Murphy was sleeping, as drunk as a louse His stockings were tossed by the bed with no care, For he didn't know there was anyone there A six pack was snuggled, all warm in his bed, And a stack of old Playboys lay under his head...

This is what happened to me about a month ago on The CB site. Man....I am spending to much time in there.

Just minutes before the church services started the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except...