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A woman goes into a Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, ''Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything...

On my way home from an early gig I stopped by the Large B&M in town. I was walking throught the store when a very eager, young salesman began helping me. I was immediately assaulted with his sales pitch on Punch and Partagas. I was kind and told him I had enjoyed many, but was looking for...

A grouchy middle-aged man answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum...

make sure you scroll down for part 2.... http://www.maniacworld.com/Phone-Salesman-Amazes-Crowd.html

I have questions I feel you should be able to answer. I recently was given some Cigars as a b-day gift and one of them was a Rocky Patel Lite. I REALLY enjoyed that Cigar, more so than any other Cigar I have EVER smoked. I've literally fallen in love with them. My problem is this. I went to a...

Not only did he sell me a gorgeous Peterson St. Pat's 2007 for a great deal, but he decided to throw in a few items that can hardly be called just extras. Thanks brother!! Included in the package were large samples of MacBaren Dark Twist, S. Gawith Full Virginia Flake, S. Gawith Firedance Flake...

I need salesmen....willing to travel. All housing expenses paid. If you are a gunslinger and think you could squeak by on $150,000 to $200,000 a year for about 8 months work, shoot me a PM. :cb

A young guy from TEXAS moves to OKLAHOMA and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in TEXAS. " Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You...

Whats the difference between a car salesman and a software salesmen? Only the car salesemen knows when he lying.

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under the roof department store" looking for a job. The manager says " Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says " Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Missouri." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job...

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big" everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says " Yeah. I was a salesman back in Missouri." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job...

A telephone salesman calls a house and a little boy answers the phone. the conversation proceeds like this: Boy: (in a soft voice) hello Salesman: Hello, is your mommy available? Boy: No she's busy. Salesman: Is your daddy available? Boy: No, he is busy too. Salesman: Is there any one else...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."...

This is not so much a review as it is just a sharing of an Edmunds car link. I started to read this on a whim and got hooked. I've always wondered why I've had to walk out of 90% of the car showrooms I've walked into. Now I know why. Confirms many a suspicion, clears up many a myth. Car sales...