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  1. Jokes Forum
    *******: "Give me 3 packets of condoms please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that sir?" *******: "Nah... She's not that ugly!!!"
  2. General Discussion
    Yes, Mr. Citizen, I'm that ******* Volunteer Fireman. I chew tobacco and I have one of those silly red lights on my car. I even blow my horn at you when I'm going on a call. Sometimes my siren wakes you up at night and, at times, you may have to wait at a light a little longer to let me by. But...
  3. Cigar Puffers Introduction Forum
    New to this forum and recently back into the world of cigars. FOUND my humidor in a box from my divorce 4 years ago, still with sticks in it. All were still in good shape. This was really nice since there were some sticks from when I traveled outside of the US. Anyway, just getting back into...
  4. Jokes Forum
    A ******* was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the Shadows. 'Twenty dollars' she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, So they hide in the bushes. They're in there for only a minute when all...
  5. Jokes Forum
    A lawyer and a ******* are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that ******** are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the ******* would like to play a fun game. The ******* is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he...
  6. Jokes Forum
    ******* BOOK OF MANNERS TIPS FROM THE ******* BOOK OF MANNERS 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you...
  7. Jokes Forum
    The ******* Engineer Challenge We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called "smart" ass Yankee to take this exam: 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which...
  8. Jokes Forum
    Two ******** were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?' The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!' The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very...
  9. General Discussion
    I will never buy fireworks from a *******. :D
  10. Jokes Forum
    I like to think that I'm well travelled, well read -- all those really cool things that make me sound like I wear an ascot. But I'm no snooty toot..so I dig going to lil county carnivals/fairs. Yeah.. those rusted out butt splintering rides. Funnel cakes that you have to wring out before you eat...
  11. Jokes Forum
    Now THIS is *******!
  12. Jokes Forum
    The ultimate one-stop shotgun wedding store!
  13. General Discussion
    if you own one of these Mack-Daddy's.....http://www.snuffcaddy.com/catalog.htm#WorkingCowboy I'm going to buy the working cowboy in brown:biggrin:
  14. Jokes Forum
    Two ******** decide to take a weekend fishing trip to a campground with a small lake. Once they get set up in their campground they head to the boat rental and rent a small row boat. They find their way to a very remote part of the lake and throw their lines in the water. Before long they are...
  15. Jokes Forum
    . A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local ******* pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly he would get his...
  16. Jokes Forum
    Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special. My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. If you and I...
  17. Jokes Forum
    Oldie but still funny. Enjoy! http://s152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/cmach_photo/?action=view&current=Redneck911call.flv
  18. Coffee Discussion
    Here's a couple of pictures of my roasting set-up. This is a vast improvement over what I had previously, which was sitting on the back porch, crouched over the stove. Now I have the luxury of furniture! The building is the rather dilapitated "barn" in my back yard. I gutted it out...
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