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I was doing some research on something else and found some quotes that I really liked. Anyone else got any favorites? “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle." – George Burns “The only way to break a bad...

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather—who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”—Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take an aspirin” and “Keep...

Just post your favorite, that's all: "All that's left of the past is what you choose to beat yourself up with in the present." - John Grow, 40, Tucson

The life of brian and the holy grail are my favorites, the meaning of life wasnt bad either. this quote is from life of Brian. Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. :clap2: - George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.:painkiller: Victor Borge Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a...

The Colossal Compendium of Cigar Quotes "Pull out a Montecristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine facist." -- Martyn Harris, British journalist, Daily Telegraph 1/20/89 "But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living...

After Paul Newman's death, vstrommark started a thread for you favorite Paul Newman quotes. It gave me the idea for this thread to list some of your favorite movie quotes of all time. I'll start with one of my all time favorite actors John Wayne. Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter...

“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” "... calling it your job don't make it right, Boss."

Instead of jacking someone else's thread I was just thinking of a couple of guys that used to really got at it on Monday Night Raw. The Rock & Stone Cold. So I thought it would be interesting to find out what some other folks have for favorite quotes. Whether a hero a villan, from movies or TV...

How do I drop in a qoute in my reply to posts?

Sad to say I do not know how to go about making multiple quotes in a thread. You know where people take a piece of 3 different posts and address them seperatly. I have seen people made fun of for not doing this and well I feel that after 2 years of not knowing I should find out how. I did some...

"That guy owes me money!"

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim". - Lyndon B. Johnson Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. - Arthur Miller If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people...

I was watching some George Carlin last night and he never ceases to put me in tears. I wanted to see some of your favorite quotes from the man, here are a few of mine. "The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set...

I am often amused by some of the sayings that our CS membership can come up with. One of my all time favorites would be: "My advice is to just be yourself (unless you're a jerk, in which case you should be someone else)." - croatan Cracks me up every time I read it. Another one is by Corona...

Let us see how many cigar quotes we can get. It can be your own or even one from the web, I will start with the following 1. Come in here, Dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far, You're gonna fly high, You're never gonna die, You're gonna make it, if you try; They're gonna love you.

Here are some great cigar quotes I found on the net. The Colossal Compendium of Cigar Quotes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Pull out a Montecristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine facist." -- Martyn Harris...

Not much action tonight so I thought I would stir up something... So, who hear has some memorable movie quotes? Now and again pop-culture will creep out of my brain and out my mouth and I will utter seeming nonsensical statements to friends and family for the heck of it. Anyone else have this...

the poli section got me thinking of some of quotes that I have always liked. I would appreciate if you would post up any quote that you have found funny or meaningful in your lifetime My old roofing boss would always say "if you are going to be dumb, ya gotta be tough." this was so true in the...

"Terrorism takes us back to the ages we thought were long gone if we allow it a free hand to corrupt democratic societies and destroy the basic rules of international life" Jacques Chirac, UN Gen. Assembly Speech 24 Sept 1986