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I did a search on dry-boxing, but so many threads came up and none in the couple of pages I looked at, so if these questions are redundant I apoligize and please redirect me to apprpriate thread. So, I, like many others here from the looks of it, like to keep my gars between 63-69 RH, and do...

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the TITANIC was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery to Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This...

I cannot begin to explain how I feel at this moment. I will start off by saying that I was bombed today completely unexpected by someone I really didn't know. I don't like a lot of attention for myself and would rather remain hidden but this deserves a thread. DBall posted a contest thread...

Did you hear about the two gay Irish fellows? William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam (Say it out loud)

Bomb launched yesterday to this general vicinity. Left the DC# somewhere. I'll be leaving in the morning to chaperone a 4th grade overnight nature field trip, so I won't see it hit. Enjoy...:ss

Ok, it's a bad pun, but there was a thread mentioning how he was rolling cigars and I expressed interest in trying them. Tzaddi, being the generous guy he is, asks for my address and says he'll send one. this is "one": oops, wait, those are all the extras he sent. :ss Here are two pics of...

(1) King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you...

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

this is so bad I had to share it.... Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

I was introduced to this site by a friend who is a member here and on another site I frequent.... I am glad he showed me the way over here.. There are already some things I see I like alot... My screen name has been the same from ICG (a very long time ago, I think there is a newer guy using...