Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite...

old chinese proverbs............. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl! Man who jizz in cash register come into money. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty...

Copy paste from an e-mail. Says for best results, adopt oriental accent. >CHINESE PROVERBS > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who run in front of car get tired. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who run behind car get exhausted. >...