I am a total metalhead. Last Saturday I went to Pittsburgh to see the Metal Masters Tour with Testament, Motorhead, Heaven and Hell and of course Judas Priest.
My friend and I were in the 10th row in the Pavilion. During Testament and Motorhead I smoked a few Flor de Oliva Corojos, When Heaven...
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'
The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father."
The little boy replied "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
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The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of A Bi***!"
"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard...
A Cardinal fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Cubs fan he saw
strutting down the street in their obnoxious Cubs shirts. He would swerve
his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
Twelve catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final
test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful,
big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood,
and they were told that anyone...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had
done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about
getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip of the...
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing golf.
The party at the next tee were hitting balls all over the place.
The doctor says "what is wrong with those guys, they are taking forever to tee off?"
The priest says "There's George, the groundskeeper. Let's ask him"
George says "Oh...
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one handsome rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of fights being held in town.