Cigar Bombs
From the Law Offices of
Dewey, Screw'em, and Howe
To: Mr. Rock31 (a.k.a. "Pony Boy", a.k.a. "Bieber Boy")
Mr. MaxPower (a.k.a. "Ponytail")
RE: Mr. Grumpy1328 (a.k.a. "Cheap Ash George")
The party of the third part (Mr. Grumpy) has retained our services in connection with the...