There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said...
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired
For her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
Quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond...