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Sung to Simon and Garfunkle's "Sounds of Silence"
Hello urinal, my old friend,
I've come to pee in you again.
In your gleaming chrome 'n porcelain,
I see my face while I am peein',
And the pressure on my bladder is released,
Bringing me peace.
Making room,
For more beer!
In the tavern where...