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Would too many of you find it offensive/in bad taste for a thread on Dead Baby Jokes? If not... How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out? With Doritos!

Well...this is the first humidor (75 - 100 cigar) that I filled since taking up smoking again last November. The lower portion of the humidor is stacked 3 - 4 sticks deep. For those who find these pictures offensive :pound: ...don't worry, my second identical humidor arrives today for my...

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Well, my wife has decided that we are going on a cruise when I get home from Iraq, and she has asked me to look into some "less offensive" sticks for the trip. We've booked a balcony for this one and am looking forward to having a few out there in the evening. Well, one of her friends was...

As a noob, I only own a smallish desktop humidor (which I peek into compulsively). Today, I figured it was time to fill up my cheapo round humidification element. I popped it out and, inexplicably, I sniffed it. I expected that it'd smell like tobacco, but instead, it smelled... well... I can't...

Q: How many croc hunters does it take to capture a sting-ray? A: Apparently more than one. Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo is now serving Sting Ray... It's Expensive, but Steve reckons "It's to die for!" Steve Irwin's funeral music has been chosen by his wife - Crocodile rock, sung by Sting...

This is the 3rd time I believe Joe has hit me, and each time is just as good as the last. This time some nice cuban coffee, a San Cristobal, an opusX, and a Bolivar tres PC ( i think). And the nicest of all, an amazing beer mug from cracker barrel. I will break it in tonight, and definately use...

Having been part of the coordination (that make me a spy?) of this event with Mr. C, i had a heads-up on what was coming our way. Never did i expect the raids to be carried out this swift and ruthlessly. Yesterday brought two coalition casualties, both myself and CPT Vasquez were brought...

A guy hires a prostitute. They go back to his motel room. Both of them start getting undressed. The gentleman starts giving the prostitue oral sex. Just as she starts to get into it he finds a piece of corn. Ignoring it he continues to pleasure the prostitute. After a couple of more...

Your mama is a like a door knob, eveyone gets a turn. Your mama is like a railroad track, she has been laid all over the country. Your mama is so fat, she has her own zip code. Your mama is so ugly, when she was born they tried pushing her back in.

if so, enjoy................... What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer...

[updated:LAST EDITED ON May-17-02 AT 08:22 PM (CDT)]flipflop - i stole your lion picture so i think it's only fair to post one here for you. this is one from my hippie days with greenpeace: Attachments: