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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior.. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.' 'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf...

An elderly nun is standing at the counter in a drug store with a rather awkward and embarrassed looking young guy in front of her. The cashier announces over the store speakers that she wants a price check on Trojan condoms. The young man goes beet red. 'Excuse me young man' asks the Nun...

Excited to try this cigar. Smells great, looks great, cold draw is great. The cigar is interesting and I want to like it but I found it bitter on... Read the full review here: Nub Habano 460 Cigar Review - Nun habano 460

and the bartender says.... .....wait for it....... "What is this, somekind of joke?"

A nun was running late getting home to the convent from running errands all day and decided to take a short cut through the park. At an isolated part of the park a man jumps out from behind the bushes and drags her back into them and has his way with her. When he was done he asks her what...

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, "have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the...

Apologies if this was posted once before I did a quick search and didn't find anything. A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't...

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring? He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in awhile the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw...

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am...

WHAT PART OF YOU GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST       The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of you goes first?"      Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your...

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as...