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HoHoHo Santa is checking his list to see if you have been naughty or nice. It was quite the year for you. You did get hitched...but for some people, that means they have to smoke in their tool shed. Do you deserve a special present this year or is it a crappy cherry aromatic from the grocery...

Ahhh Ho Ho Ho! Mike d'Huez, you've been a naughty little child this year. Too hyper from fresh roasted coffee and bicycle riding-ing, no doubt. You must know that I'm not bringing you that custom Pegoretti and plane ticket to ride the Etape du Tour up to your screennamesake. So take off...

AD720 Have you been good this year? Santa has been watching you this year he has seen some questionable things:mad: Have you been staying away from those dog rockets? Santa wants you to tell him what would make you happy for Christmas this year.:)

one thing is to charge high prices , another is to allow the below, on Saturday i went to a cigar lounge/ B&M with a buddy of mine I counted three cigars with mold from top to bottom, one of which was an Ashton VSG that looked like it came out of the fog from an old scooby doo episode ( all...

Oh yes, Santa has seen everything! He knows you've been a terrible little gorilla this year, and he is very upset with your behavior. Countless bombings, herfs, New humidors, corrupting your wife onto CS, then jumping onto the pipe slope. See if santa brings you anything but straw for you to...

Ho Ho Ho, wayner123. Have you been naughty or nice this year. Come, tell Santa what you want for Christmas. Santa knows that you are a neat freak, and enjoys smoking cigars. Do you still smoke the pipe you made? Are you still doing leathercrafting? Do tell, Santa is listening. Ho Ho Hoe...

So, what would you like to see under your tree besides a large lump of coal? Non Cuban coal or Cuban coal, it's all ok with me.:po

Take that thing out of your mouth and come tell Santa what it is that you want for Christmas. :D

Seanohue Santa has been away from the North Pole in an island south of Miami enjoying the ladies. Now that I am back I have some business to attend to. Why don't you go ahead and let Santa know what you like to puff. Come sit on my lap.

Uh Oh! While my master was out I pushed a big red button. After a very loud noise a cigar+ bomb (yes, the + is the scary part) was accidently released toward the East coast of the US. Some poor cigar live member living in a state beginning with a V should make sure his Will is up to date...

Kinda reminds me of my hot next door neighbor when I was a kid. may not be safe for work Brad

Sorry, this post may not be quite what you expected! Half way through the day yesterday I suddenly remembered a dream I had the night before (does that ever happen to you?). In the dream I was in the basement of my house smoking a nice stogie! Of course it was just a dream, in real life that...

I guess I fooled him good because Old Sailor a Clause came to town today and made a stop @ my house! Sneaked down the chimney right under my nose. Polished off the last of my rum and left me a very nice present. WoooHoooo! Thanks for the whooping David! An awesome selection of smokes from a...

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Santa has been looking over his list, and it seems you're right on the edge this year! Wonder what I should wrap up for you...maybe some black vanilla, or perhaps some wild cherry blends. Perhaps I'll smoke a nice English blend and save the ash for you ;)

There is a member who is living by bridge, between a circle and a two, word on the street is danger's looking for you!!!! This is what your yard will look like very soon! MUWHAHAAHAHHAHA

I've been making my list, checking it twice, etc. -- and I know what you've been up to, Ron. Oh yes ... the great Santa knows all the bad, bad things you've been doing. The only thing a bad little boy like you gets from Santa is some stinky, old lumps of petrified cow dung that fermented in some...

Santa needs to know. The stockpiles are high right now. The weatherman has forecast a warmer winter though and Santa has "extra coal" for bad boys. Mrs. Claus seems to have others things for "bad boys" which is why I moved us to the north pole. But that's a floosey of a different color...

Booker you have been a very naughty boy, apart from packing the worst pipe Santa has ever seen, you have neglected to post a wish list, if you dont tell santa what you want he will have to rummage around in his sack and see what he can find. Mind you theres plenty of things in santas sack that...

Ho! Ho! Ho! With Christmas creeping closer, I have all the elves working overtime. I hope hope everyone is being nice and not naughty, because I am watching. Everyone remember to leave Santa some cookies, coffee, liquor(The Stoli was great last year Tom), and a fine Cigar, because it's a...