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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room...

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Jones, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to...

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all...

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press...

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are...

I decided to take a mental health day from school today so i can get organized and catch up on a bit of my required reading, all i have been doing lately is research stuff. Anyway, what goes better with reading then cigars:ss For breakfast i had a press of freshly roasted Harrar and a Mac...

KASR, that dirty bastage!! I shoulda known, never trust a guy with an acronym for a name. I do a box split for some Gran Habanos 3 Siglos (awesome sticks) with Aaron. I get my half today. Look what he did!! 9 extra sticks, including a RP OWR, which is like crack to me!! You don't play...

For wanting to get the 5 World Class Cigars sampler from Holt's because it comes with an Anejo Shark? This forum is driving us all Anejo crazy!!! :mn I feel helpless against the frenzy! SB PS: I wonder what the record is for most Anejo related posts in 1 week is...:rolleyes: :D

So we all know about the slippery slope of CS and cigars. The more we enjoy the more we get hooked, the more gorillas bomb us pushing further to the edge of financial ruin as we chase our desire for the perfect cigar. But is there a mental slope?? A slope that drives our minds into obsession...

Thanks to David Vogler for compiling a collection of 5 videos of recent TV appearances of Tom Cruise. David writes, "As a public service I have collected the best 'Tom is Crazy' videos at one easy address. Chilling evidence that he has lost his damn mind." After watching these I think he...

Off today, have been sitting on my balcony enjoying one of my favorite go-to's...Flor de Oliva Maduro torpedo and I started thinking about the art of selling cigars.I have tried to put myself in the place of the advertising or artistic director of a print magazine and picking the cigar that is...