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The more I think about this, the more it angers me. I had to post it here, to see what everyone else thinks. Am I over-reacting? ============================================ Commentary, News East Texas Medical Center decides discriminatory behavior not...

What is a calorie? Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter. MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.

I am looking for something for another project i am working on.. It completely legal and I would never ask anyone to jeopardize their job..if your in the medical field pm me for further details.... Thanks!! Shawn

Seems that "The Dean" is having some problems. Just saw the following report about it. Sporting News - Dean Smith Great coach and an even better human being.

A Medical warning . . loss of appetite . . A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my...

Doctors Find that all women will have intelligent DNA in them at one time in there life, And That 95% of them will spit it out.

I have a bad knee, like real bad so today the doctor decided to tape my knee cap straight. He tells me this right after he applies the tape: What kind of chit is this? Seriously, some medical grade duct tape? He said he has had patients come in 3 weeks later and still have the shit on.

I thought I would clean this up and put it in a new thread. Thank you to everyone that has purchased so far. It has really helped! Please PM me if you are interested. Paypal(No credit cards please), MO, Check(Please allow for clearing) 1 Time - Rocky Patel 1990 Robusto 5-pk $25 shipped 1 Time...

As some of you may know, I was diagnosed with Colorectal Cancer back in August of 2007. I've been through the chemo and radiation treatments... last treatment was on December 14th. A couple weeks ago, I had my 3 month follow-up and there was still "something" there. A week ago I was in surgery...

hi, some of you might remember me, my name is Josh and im from South FL. I have been undergoing a series of experimental surgeries to hopefully cure a tumor in my leg. I have had about 20 or more by now, and I of course have not been able to smoke (like i used to) as part of my directions for...

Just wondering.

I was wondering if any of you gorillas work in any aspect of the medical field, and if so could you take a minute or two and help a fellow gorilla out?... Any advice you could give would be greatly appreciated :) Long story short, I am 32 years old and am looking to make a career change. I...

Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a...

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby >in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's >dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there >were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. >Submitted by Dr. Mark...

Just kidding !!!!!!!!11 but i needed a catchy title and i could see you doing this :lol:

A man and a woman were seated beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue gently wiped her nose and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to reading. A few minutes later the woman sneezed again, took out a...

COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN MEDICINE 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the...

Here is an interesting take on the Hippocratic oath! This is why IMHO health care must remain in private hands. I would hate to see some butthole like this deciding whether or not I can receive medical treatment. http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007/1/8/172359.shtml?s=ic ATL