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    I am sorry and I apologize are pretty much mean the same thing except at a funeral. T
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    Just wanted to share some of my favs: Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now...
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    There are some good ones in here - worth a look!! I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really...
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    Can't understand why my wife got such a kick out of this. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q...
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    1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep...
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    My dad sent me this during midterms to cheer me up :D Rodney Dangerfield One-liners: ********** A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. ********** Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt...
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