A fella from a local forum and cigar club asked if I could come up with something to put in his Vino.... he wanted a few shelves. He only wanted it for the top half, as he wants to keep some boxes and stuff on the bottom half.
Anyway.... after a few quick measurements... here's what I came up...
What's the lightest thing in the world? (He asks to the hard working lassie saving for her college education)
She typically answers .. A feather? ( .. didn't say she'd ever get in)
No its the *****! (He Says)
She asks why? (Usually thinking.. hey maybe more than ones here)
While looking her...