Cigar Bombs
and he didn't even have the decency to drop it from low altitude -
a nice big jar of Elephant Garlic Salsa, and
a nice big jar of "Bone Suckin' Sauce (no sh*t, that's what the label says)", and, a grillin' apron with a picture of a girl in a bikini on it.
Thanks Santa, soon as it warms up a...