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  1. Television and Movies
    went to see The Lincoln Lawyer yesterday, pretty good drama, nice twists and turns, still liked Limitless better, but both were entertaining. here is my full review for those that are interested - Review: The Lincoln Lawyer « Theater of The Mind
  2. Cigar Bombs
    The man blames me for his missing post office!! He reached into the mail bag and............:eek: This is what started the carnage... First Cigar Loco A great selection of smokes right there. Can you believe this?! You get bombed for signing up to bomb someone!?! Thanks Kym! Then Jenady get...
  3. Jokes Forum
    A lawyer and a ******* are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that ******** are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the ******* would like to play a fun game. The ******* is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he...
  4. Jokes Forum
    The jokes forum needs more action, and this one you can send you your wife: A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the...
  5. Jokes Forum
    Ole, had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. "Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer." Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask...
  6. General Discussion
    Charlotte, North Carolina... A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the...
  7. General Discussion
    Monster cable bullies Blue Jeans cable: http://www.audioholics.com/news/industry-news/monster-sues-blue-jeans-cable Blue Jeans Cable owner is a lawyer, writes an excellent GFY response: http://www.audioholics.com/news/industry-news/blue-jeans-strikes-back
  8. Cigar Bombs
    So a couple of weeks ago I got a PM from Smokin5 asking me to reburn a disc from the recent jazz pass. As I was unable to, I just sent him the disc. So today when I got home was an innocent little box packed with some secret incendiaries!!! Some very tasty smokes. Including some favorites like...
  9. General Discussion
    So, a friend of mine and myself have recently went into business doing paintball. We have a small field and supply our own stuff, averaging about 20 players a day. My question refers to a lady that my partner once had to deal with. Basically, for lack of a better term she is pretty much...
  10. Jokes Forum
    > >A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front > >of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a > >truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's > >door. > >Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close...
  11. Jokes Forum
    Here are some jokes from my cousin Joe's website. He's an attorney in NC: A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his, who happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up...
  12. Jokes Forum
    Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Take your foot off his head. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dead dog. Q: Why did God make the first snake just before he made the first lawyer? A: For...
  13. General Discussion
    If any of you BOTL out there happen to work in this field, I need to speak with you about some stuff. Thanks in advance.
  14. Jokes Forum
    A very successful lawyer parks his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes too closely and completely rips off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabs his cell phone, dials 911, and within minutes a...
  15. General Discussion
    Particularly in MA/NH.(or at least familiar with NH laws) I just have a couple of questions that I'd like to PM someone in regards to a car situation. If anyone can help.. I'd appreciate it :) Thank you. Craig
  16. General Discussion
    1000 RG that is! Congrats James,It's very much deserved...Cheers Brother!
  17. Jokes Forum
    Sorry Vic, but I couldn't resist: LAWYERS The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for...
  18. Jokes Forum
    The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,"...
  19. Jokes Forum
    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense... Deputy says, "License and...
  20. Jokes Forum
    A doctor, a lawyer, a boy and a priest were on a plane with engine trouble. When the plane started to go down the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled jump and bailed out. Unfortunately only three parachutes remained. Taking one the doctor said "I save lives, so I must live", and jumped...
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