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I have not been a part of the cigarnation very long, but I do have a certain flair for learning languages, so I thought I would post this brief list of certain terms I have picked up that newbies may find useful in their journey. Please feel free to post any important terms I might have missed...

im no english major, but in school we were told that if a word starts with a consinent, you put an A before it. i.e. "i want a pickle" if it starts with a vowel, you use AN, i.e. "im eating an apple" as i remember it, we were never told that this was a rule of thumb, it was told to us that...

To my wife, I'm sorry. I ****ed up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry. To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in...

Hopefully no one takes offence here. All in good humor.

(Punch line at the bottom, don't scroll down too far) A woman whom is insecure about her breast size, ends her work shift and makes the short walk home. While walking down the street, she encounters a shiny antique brass lamp. Upon picking up the lamp, she rubs on the lamp to clean the dirt...

I thought this was great.

Bad Language A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher'shand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use such language." The man said, "I was so damn...

This made me chuckle... NAVY / USMC ARMY AIR FORCE Head Latrine Powder Room Rack Bunk Single with ruffle and duvet Mess Deck / Chow Hall Mess Hall / Mess Tent Dining Facility or "The Cafe" "Cookie", stew burner Mess Cook Contract Chef Coffee / Mud Cup of Joe Vanilla Skim Latte' Bug Juice...

...for several centuries? :ss

Amen Brother! Watch it. Selah. http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?ei=UTF-8&gid=157722&vid=182410&b=3

A trooper is called to a terrible accident on the expressway. He arrives on the scene to find a woman dead in the middle of the road...Having been ejected from the vehicle. Her clothes have been ripped off due to the violence of the accident. The trooper unsure of just what to do takes off his...

http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=91942&t=408592&u2=http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-11-13-text-speak_x.htm WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) - New Zealand's high school students will be able to use "text-speak" - the mobile phone text message language beloved of teenagers - in national exams...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk...

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WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron...