So, here's to hoping my first thread catches fire. Not sure if this idea would go up in smoke or not. (Be sure to tip your bar staff, I'm here all week)
Looking for a place to post some cigar 'humor from the humidor' (hopefully different enough from the Jokes thread I've found). Memes (make...
All the Better to Light Your Cigar
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he did not have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get...
Please dont take offense at these as they explain our way of thinking here in Australia.
The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky...
Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New...
For my 100th post, I thought I'd post a joke thread. Unfortunately, this is the best I could come up with...
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is...
MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE.
A foursome of guys is waiting at the mens' tee while a
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The
ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready
to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes
over and whiffs it completely. Then she...
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are riding on a train.
The Russian takes out a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says:
"In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find vodka as good as the one we produce...
I laughed, so figured I'd post it on here!!!
Top Four Adult Jokes of 2009
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your...
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer...
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over...
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car,
I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has
set in. I will win.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very
well, I will pop the hood and stare at the...
I haven't seen these here yet and figured I would start a post where we can all add our favorite Chuck Norris Jokes...I'll start it off
If you have five dollars and Chuck has five dollars, he has more money than you.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie...
My humidor needs culling and I need a good laugh, so I thought why not combine the two and run my first ever contest?!?
The rules are simple: the first thirty jokes posted will be the field of entries, and the one that makes me laugh the loudest and hardest will be the winner. Club Stogie...
So here is one for ya:
> A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
> "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
> The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
> said, "About two hours."
> The guy left.
> A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?'...
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and...
I went to my doctor for an exam the other day.
The doctor said, "Mr. Smith, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I'm trying to examine you."
2 men walk into a bar...
you would think one of them would have saw...
All right, so there are a good amount of active, reserve/guard, retired and former military members on this board. Now, you all know as well as I do, that practical jokes in the military are some of the most hilarious pranks ever pulled.
Staying withing the realms of good taste (no hardcore...