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  1. General Cigar Discussion
    The Cigar Story, Joke, or Saying thread. In this thread you must either either tell your own personal cigar story, your own original cigar inspired joke, or your favorite cigar saying. Please stick to things from your brain and refrain from using Google.com to look something up. Creativity...
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    *******: "Give me 3 packets of condoms please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that sir?" *******: "Nah... She's not that ugly!!!"
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  4. Jokes Forum
    A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her...
  5. Cigar Bombs
    No but seriously, Jason (Richterscale) trashed my mailbox today with his New Smokers Sampler. Thanks again Jason you are awesome! All smokes I can't wait to try! In fact I couldn't help from dipping into them and trying out the GHV 2002 everyone loves so much. As a way to thank you for your...
  6. General Pipe Forum
    So I was cleaning one of my pipes yesterday and I told one of my kids to grab my pipe cleaners off the shelf because I forgot them. She was like "The Tom & Jerry cleaners?" I was like "huh?" Sure enough, that's what it says on this bundle: Anyone else notice this? I bought a whole case of...
  7. General Discussion
    Many of you brothers are aware of the copyright violations taking place with some of my intellectual properties (software). Well, about a week ago certified letters from my IP attorney went to about 60 individuals and businesses in the USA that we confirmed as targets. Some of which were...
  8. Cigar Contests
    Alrighty people, a friend of mine just got back from a little study abroad trip to brazil. Not many people here know this, but I consider myself a maduro fanboy. Well when he was there, he stumbled upon a cigar factory. They had some experimental small batch sticks there so he picked a couple in...
  9. Jokes Forum
    What better way to wind up the Year than with an insight about the everlasting enigma wrapped in a mystery.... that is-- Woman__! :biggrin: 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If...
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    Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he asked. "John," the guy answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he...
  11. Jokes Forum
    I ripped this off from a magazine, but it is sooo funny... Three Bikers, a Honda Rider, a BMW Rider and a Harley Rider were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a continuing beeping sound. The Honda Rider pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others...
  12. Jokes Forum
    Go to google 1. type french military victories 2. click I'm feeling lucky 3. Laugh -Kyle
  13. Jokes Forum
    BOOBS!!! cause you cant motorboat a personality! :biggrin:
  14. General Discussion
    so, anyone been on google today? it says topeka, and there story is that the mayor of topeka is changes the towns name to google, so, google is changing there name to topeka. lol. haha! they have a whole article about it. its kind of funny, actually, believe it or not, to be someone that jokes...
  15. Jokes Forum
    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very...
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    Tiger Joke
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    Every once in a while you hear a good CLEAN joke that you feel obligated to pass along, and this is one of them. Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the...
  18. Jokes Forum
    Someone had to do it, and I haven't seen Mark (Seegarfan) in a while. (Hope you're ok) WHY DO CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12? A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?' To which the man...
  19. Jokes Forum
    What is the difference between Santa, and Tiger Woods? Scroll down keep going Santa stopped after only three ho's.
  20. Jokes Forum
    An oldie, but a goodie: Two muffins are baking in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "man, it sure is hot in here." The other one looks over and says, "Holy shit, a talking muffin!!!"
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