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  1. Cigar Forums Banter
    Ladies and Gents, I just felt the need to share some very exciting news with you all. My wife has just been accepted into Nursing school for RN degree!!! This will be a very hard two year program which will greatly reduce my cigar bombing, but will pay dividends in the long run. Anyways...
  2. Jokes Forum
    Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Target. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife...
  3. General Cigar Discussion
    I was getting ready for a mid afternoon smoke today and I got an idea. My wife on rare occasion will try to smoke with me, but she generally only gets through maybe the first third and the smoke gets to be too much for her. Thus I have only given her cheap cigars knowing that most of it will...
  4. General Cigar Discussion
    I have smoked cigars for longer than my husband has known me. He enjoys the smell of my cigars. He accepts my cigar smoking and has never complained. He even comments about the great smell of certain cigars from time to time. What are your experiences?
  5. Jokes Forum
    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and...
  6. Jokes Forum
    MISSING HUSBAND Joe forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway...
  7. Jokes Forum
    APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Time of return Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed: Should permission be granted, I do solemnly...
  8. Jokes Forum
    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally, unfortunately, my wife is like most women ---she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received...
  9. General Discussion
    Or a sad ex-boyfriend Well we were having MeatLoaf but Leslie kinda messed it up. Well not really, the story goes like this. She went into the kitchen to check on the meatloaf and I heard Awwwww. I said what's wrong, she replied it's not like I usually cook it. Disapointed that dinner wasnt the...
  10. Cigar Accessory Discussion
    I know nothing about cigars. I want a humidor that holds about 50-75 cigars. I want it to have a good seal and anything else that is important. Please help me, I beg of you. I did order a humidor but it was chipped so I returned it. It ended up to be too large and would take up too much...
  11. Cigar Bombs
    I get to the door after a hard day of work only have it blown off its hinges... !!!BOOM!!! My wife... you know who (cigarwife) bombed me in our own home!!! We are still looking for the baby!!! It was almost a complete 'A' Bomb And 5 Vegas Apex (20), Archetype (5) and El Mejor Espresso...
  12. Jokes Forum
    Subject: INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband...
  13. Jokes Forum
    This is some urban legend. I laughed out loud. :r
  14. Cigar Bombs
    Came home from running some errands today on there sitting on the kitchen table is this huge suspecious looking box. My dog Rufus, who is trained to sniff out bombs and cigars is going crazy. So with special skill training and Rufus over seeing and sniffing out danger I proceed to open the box...
  15. Jokes Forum
    Fresh from her shower, the wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of...
  16. Jokes Forum
    The 11th Husband.... A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?' 'Well, husband...
  17. Jokes Forum
    A worried husband hired a privite detective to follow his wife whom he thought was having an affair. The detective returned a few days later with video of his wife and another guy. The video showed the guys wife eating out with the guy in a nice resturant. It then show them dancing like there...
  18. Jokes Forum
    A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may...
  19. Jokes Forum
    INSTALLING HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0...
  20. Jokes Forum
    A man and his ever-nagging wife, both married for over 40 years, went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about...
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