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So, here's to hoping my first thread catches fire. Not sure if this idea would go up in smoke or not. (Be sure to tip your bar staff, I'm here all week) Looking for a place to post some cigar 'humor from the humidor' (hopefully different enough from the Jokes thread I've found). Memes (make...

How to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq 1. Sleep on a cot in the garage. 2. Replace the garage door with a curtain. 3. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes and mumble, "Sorry, wrong cot." 4. Renovate your...

I was standing out side a gunshow waiting for my inlaws to get there and decided to spark up a alec bradly supervisors selection petite corona. It started out alright while lighting with my single flame torch lighter but at some point i thought that leaning my head over it would help to ignite...

Good tip for that sun burn A guy fell asleep on the beach in Florida for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister...

{SICK HUMOR} Q: What did the Mother of a family at the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: "Hey, get out of my son!" {/SICK HUMOR}

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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Boudreaux carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked him, "Where did you get that turkey?" Boudreaux replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." Boudreaux looks...

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these...

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the...

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. ladies -- have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands...

Not sure on the validity of these, but they're still funny: Doctor's Quotes 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that...

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir...

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Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black -- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?" The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything -- the sofa...

hey gang...I'm a newb in this forum but came accross this and got a chuckle. For all you Soprano's nuts riding the final waves until that sad day this Sunday.... http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760783/

Just having fun with the camera again. :D

This is the "Pipe Smokers Forum" and I am not a pipe smoker... BUT... I've smoked pipe before and enjoyed it immensely, just never taken the step to get my own pipe and start sampling. I'm sure this has been covered countless times, but can someone recommend a simple, cheap starter...

College buddy of mine has a new book that just touched the Amazon top 100 a couple of weeks ago, The Good, The Spam and The Ugly, where he torments Nigerian scammers. Right now, he's working on rewriting a cookbook he published earlier called Eat What You Want And Die Like A Man: The World's...

At least they are being honest.... :r http://www.cigarmonster.com/