The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437...
A little girl asked her father:
'How did the human race appear?'
The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
they had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from...
that Nick has ruined my peaceful existance.
Dropped this payload on me and I swear I could hear him laughing as I opened the box
A selection of my fav Gurkhas :D
2 Man o War (Not tried)
Royal Silk (Love em)
JJ Pepin (Not tried)
and 4 Ronson lighters...
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of...
Check this out!!!
One thing I noticed is that the question on smoking seems to refer to cigarettes and not cigars. In the end you can view your results and the deduction for smoking comes with an explanation which only mentions cigarettes...
that makes me want to some? I swear every time I've been smoking in the past few months I've been doing read, or some other form of work for my human rights class.
Right now I'm smoking an edge maddy (thanks doug) and thinking about the best way to attack my final paper. Oh FYI for grad...
Mars Melt Hints at Solar, Not Human, Cause for Warming, Scientist Says
for National Geographic News
February 28, 2007
Simultaneous warming on Earth and Mars suggests that our planet's recent climate changes have a natural-and not a human- induced-cause, according to one...
I do not think this has been posted before, but I could have missed it. Heck i am think I might hav posted this before, but I could not find it.
If your like me, I know you get frustrated playing round robin on the dang phone systems of companies when your trying to get a question...
*sorry if this is a repost, but I haven't seen it here. I received it in my email from a coworker & did a double-take at first.... :D
FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: November 4th 2005
RE: Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company...
Came across this information today... certainly makes you think...
If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:
80 would live in substandard housing
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here
are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
*On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
* On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
* On a bar of Dial soap...
Found this tidbit in the Detroit Free Press.
"Near the end of the game, a blond streak flashed off the bench. Like a superhero, Darko Milicic, the human victory cigar, entered the game to loud cheers. We hope to see him every game in this series."
Now, what ring gauge do you think a Milicic...