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as many know, my wife is pregnant with our first child. she is 35 weeks along. her doctor, on wed. sent her to the hospital for high blood pressure. it was 141/100. they did a urine test, and it was positive for high protein. the blood pressure has sense gone down, but not were we would like...

So i was in a motorcycle accident 4 weeks ago. They reconstructed my right foot and patched me all up but did nothing for the PAD. These are all in route along with a bunch of new blends. 1st one is a Rad Davis and the others are Jake Hackert's. I can only imagine what else will happen on the...

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Jones, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to...

Hey guys, this one is pretty funny and weird..... A few days ago I had to have a blood circulation test called an ABI with ultrasound to test for circulation in my legs. Anyhow, I wore a loose pair of nylon shorts so I wouldn't have to wear a gown or crap like that. They wrap 4 long blood...

She is finally in labor... see ya all in a few days.... lol

Your prayers have been helping. Jerry had his brain surgery and came home form the hospital yesterday. Nasty wound on his head, but feeling better. We are still waiting for the biopsy to come back. In the mean time, we are having Jerry and his wife Inez over for a Father's Day BBQ tomorrow...

Basically being in college means I am going to participate in fundraisers. What I want from you guys is just your address if you are interested in learning about St. Jude's hospital and want to help support it by donating some money to it. Basically I am collecting addresses for St. Jude's...

I was wondering if anyone here has any knowledge about what we can expect when we go there. I am taking my Dad to MD Anderson sunday for specialized cancer treatment. He has been fighting cancer since Jan of this year and has had a recurrence so they reffered him to this Hospital. All google...

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on rolling beds next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry...

Our beloved German Shepherd "Rosco" is in the hospital recovering from "Bloat" This is very serious condition where the stomach fill with gas then twists around. It is usually fatal unless it is caught in the early stages. I left for work last night at 6:00 PM and he was fine. My Wife called me...

Well, it look like what ever is my problem....kidney stones that are stuck somewhere or something else causing my pain and problem, will probably require a short stay in the hospital. I'm heading there tomorrow, so if you don't see me on for abit, that is why. I'll try and have Gail post my...

Man did I screw up. On July 4th my brother called me over to do a little tree work around his yard. Being the helpfull brother I am I grabbed my ladder and chainsaw and went over to help. After eyeing the limbs he wanted trimmed and smoking a Oliva Series V(almost my last cigar)The last limb he...

hey pray for my mom right now if you can. she was diagnosed with lymphoma a couple weeks ago and tonight we took her to the hospital because of trouble breathing. She has some fluid in her lungs and they're going to tap it tomorrow. I'll keep everyone updated. Thanks for the thoughts and...

AeroMed chopper made a mess on top of my local hospital. Thankfully no one was killed. When I heard this it reminded me of another aircraft/building event of awhile ago. Thanks to all the rescue and emergency personnel. :tu http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=92972

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a family member is doing better." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room...

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are...

Well I spent the entire afternoon in the Emergency Room!:mad: Poor mail girl was treated for burns all about her head and arms! Luckily, I only singed my eyebrows and a few fingers. I made a little bombing run last week but I figured it was too soon for retaliation so I let my guard down. As...

When I went for my pre-op check up for my disk surgery everything was going OK until they asked me if I smoked. Well being the honest fool I told them I smoked a cigar every now and again. Well that brought on a numerous additional visits from the respiratory and physiological units at the...

The benefits of sleeping in are shown once again. I wake up this morning to a terrible explosion only to run into the living room to find it destroyed and my wife unconscious under a pile of rubble. I see something floating in the air, grab it up and what do I find? A note saying "Who's next...