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  1. Jokes Forum
    So this old couple walks down the beach everyday. On one particular day, they noticed a very large muscular man...but he had a very small head. So small he looked deformed. The next day, the same thing...there was the man with the small head. Finally, curiosity got the best of them and they...
  2. Jokes Forum
    There were two golfers on the golf course. One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter. - "Woah, where did you get such a large Bic?" - "Oh, my genie got it for me." - "Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?" - "He...
  3. Jokes Forum
    (Punch line at the bottom, don't scroll down too far) A woman whom is insecure about her breast size, ends her work shift and makes the short walk home. While walking down the street, she encounters a shiny antique brass lamp. Upon picking up the lamp, she rubs on the lamp to clean the dirt...
  4. Jokes Forum
    Two chemistry PhD students and their professor were out walking and bought an old brass lamp in an antique shop. When they started polishing it, out popped a Genie. "I grant three wishes at a time, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish," said the Genie. The first...
  5. Cigar Bombs
    Even with all my powers of the GIN (actually Rum and Scotch) I couldn't stop the destruction of my bottle by a great BOTL. Frank hit me back with my favorite size sticks.:dribble::dribble::dribble:
  6. Jokes Forum
    A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He...
  7. Jokes Forum
    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I...
  8. Jokes Forum
    A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.  The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and...
  9. General Cigar Discussion
    OK so lets say when the cigar genie gave you your choice of cbid, favs from the local B&M and ISOM's you'd chosen to go with the ISOM's. But because you've never actually had an ISOM you have no idea which ones to go after. And your current favorites were 5 Vegas Series A, RP Vintage 1992...
  10. Jokes Forum
    Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?" "A genie from a bottle granted me one wish." "Great, can I try it?" "Sure." First guy rubs the bottle...
  11. Jokes Forum
    Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he did not have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster?" "I got it from...
  12. Jokes Forum
    A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how...
  13. Jokes Forum
    A guy walks into a bar sits down and places a bag up on the bar. He then calls for the bartender who asks what he can get for the gentleman. The man replies “If I show you the most amazing thing you have ever seen would you give me a free tab for the night?”, the bartender replied, “I don’t...
  14. Jokes Forum
    A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle. He rubs it and out pop two Genies. He makes three wishes. When he gets home, he hears a knock on the door and outside there are 20 beautiful naked women. Walking back inside he sees a briefcase sitting on his coffee table...
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