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Growing Old is mandatory, growing UP...OPTIONAL! OLD IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love", and you say "Pick one, I can't do both" Your friends compliment you on your new alligator boots, and you are barefoot. A sexy blonde catches your fancy and your pacemaker...

The Noose thread reminded me of something funny that happened at Halloween time several years ago. I had a friend who had earlier in the year bought an inflate a mate for some practical joke. I think he teased his girlfriend with it or something.... who knows what went on in their bedroom...

LOT'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!" DID NOAH FISH? A Sunday...

Top Ten Police Comeback Lines! 1. I'm sorry Ma'am, but with the unlicensed gun in your purse plus the DWI, you ARE a real criminal. 2. Hey John, get out of the cruiser and come over here to say "Thank You". We stopped the guy who pays OUR salary! 3. Yeah, I do have bank robbers to catch, but...

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