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Dogbert: We regret to inform our Puff.com members that our dear friend Ratbert has departed us today. I felt sure that The_Brain would never use one of his bombs, to harm a fellow rodent. However I was wrong. We picked up the pieces of Ratbert and plan to have a simple private ceremony later...

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given an elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe, the heart opened and the...

Some seriously shitty events happened in 2008 and this was the last one. One of my closest and lifelong friends lost his mother a few days ago. It started on Christmas eve when she suffered a massive heart attack in her home. Paramedics were called and they worked on her for over an hour to get...

Woman dies and after the funeral the pall bearers start to carry the casket out the door but hit the wall and a soft moan is heard. The casket is opened and the woman is found alive. She live another ten years before she passes away. After the second funeral, the pall bearers start to carry out...

PO2 (EOD2) Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD Technician, was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously for jumping on a grenade in Iraq , giving his life to save his fellow SEALs. During Mike Monsoor's funeral in San Diego , as his coffin was being moved from the hearse to the grave site at...

Frank was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking...

THE CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL: A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful...

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/f ... 0000132326 How odd.... You HAVE to check this out..... At the guys viewing, they put him in a recliner instead of a casket...... had a game going..... I bet that is what he would have wanted..... so I guess that's more power to him! Wonder if...

what do you think Player goes to grandmothers funeral

Am I messed up? I went to my wife's uncle's funeral mass and the father had his incense holder thing and every time I'd get a whiff all I could think of was, "Damn, that smells like Frog Morton!" Is there frankinsence in my pipe or what??? :confused: SB

COUNTRY FUNERAL A young minister was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held in cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As he was not familiar with the...

Interesting read here...http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MjcxMGRjOWM0NjYwZGM1YzU3MDBkOTkzOGU5OTY2ZDA=

Wow. What was the most powerful moment for you? So far, for me there were lots, the family's reactions to the eulogies, watching the moments of him as president brought back a flood of memories of the 80's. Lady Thatcher did a wonderful presentation. Granted time does blur the bad things...