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Got home from work to find my front porch completely shambalized. More smokes than I have fingers and toes!:ss An always dependable Ronson lighter and a couple of Front Range Herfer stickers! Full story and pics tomorrow. The electro magnetic pulse took out the batteries in my camera. :confused:

I'm confused. Last night I was knocked on my ass by my first Opus X. It was a little guy too, the Perfecxion No.5 (4 7/8" x 40). And, when I say I was knocked on my ass, I mean I broke into a sweat, felt quite sick, and had to lay down--and I hadn't even finished the cigar! This was after a meal...

Tonight I'm picking up the pieces after Hurricane6 destroyed my apartment with this bomb... We were talking about Opus pricing & he (being the great BOTL that he is) decided to drop his last #5 on me... I was obviously over the moon about this, but he went & outdid himself!!! I can't thank...

Good evening, this is Dan Anchorman: CIA and NORAD have just released two photographs showing a large build up of Santa Clauses and Snowmen. They believe them to be trojan horses full of explosives and infantry. We suggest to beware any unknown packages, and do not accept them. As of...