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  1. Cigar Forums Banter
    I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only Old Fart receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. - Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. - Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing...
  2. Cigar Puffers Introduction Forum
    At 60 years old, I just smoked my first real (hand-rolled) cigar Tuesday afternoon--a torpedo Perdomo 10th Anniversary Champagne Reserve. It was one of the most enjoyable things I've ever done. Perfect draw, good burn. Lots of thick, creamy, cool white smoke with a delicious aroma. Natural, not...
  3. General Discussion
    Did anybody hear someone fart on the 18th fairway yesterday??? Tiger & his caddy Stevie were waiting for Letzig to hit yesterday, & someone let one, or made a fart noise:o... It's hilarious!!!:lol: Tiger & Stevie start to crack up!!!:lol: Here's the linky- YouTube - 2009 Buick Open Woods Fart...
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    Yes Shellie, this ones for you :r 4lbs of fury - 0307 1790 0000 6029 6071
  5. General Discussion
    Well, he's now at $62 Billion to take the number 1 spot. That's $10 billion up from last year. I sometimes wonder what Billionaire cigar smokers smoke. I wonder what I would smoke if that were me. Probably Indian Tabac treats. :hn...
  6. Jokes Forum
    My wife and sister in law were talking last night about my 2 nieces and nephew and about thier growing up. The oldest niece (13) has just started getting her monthly visitor. She hates it. My middle niece (11) WANTS her monthly vistor and is jealous of her older sister. My nephew (8) has no clue...
  7. General Discussion
    You've all been there sitting by yourself in a room and gotta let go a real ripper. So I figure, it's cool..nobody's around. So I let her go....and MAN that fugger just wants to hang around.....and STINK!! Geez I disgust myself...but then of coourse the little lady has to walk in about the time...
  8. Jokes Forum
    A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his...
  9. Jokes Forum
    An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through the service she leans over and says, " I just had a silent fart what do you think I should do?" He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
  10. Jokes Forum
    I think it speaks for itself.
  11. Jokes Forum
    A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious...
  12. Jokes Forum
    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about...
  13. Jokes Forum
    Had to copy and paste this oldie! ------------------------------------ FART FOOTBALL An old married couple had no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart...
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