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  1. Jokes Forum
    A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something totally different from his current occupation, he bought a mating pair of rheas and a large tract of land. His rhea farm was soon doing a booming business as there appeared to be a great...
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    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer...
  3. Jokes Forum
    A farmer from South Carolina dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there its 95 F with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxingcomfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a...
  4. Jokes Forum
    Just heard this one while on hold with the repair department that's fixing our tractor: One day a guy driving down a country road came across a big mud hole in the middle of the road. He immediately got stuck. Along comes a farmer on his tractor who says, "I'll pull you out for $100." The...
  5. Jokes Forum
    A Farmer was married to his nagging wife who made his life miserable.The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, his wife stomped out and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, the farmer’s mule...
  6. Jokes Forum
    Late in the afternoon of a very hot summer day three nubile young ladies were driving down a country road. They spotted an enticing pond in a farmer's pasture. They decided that a swim would be both cooling and relaxing. So, in spite of the NO TRESPASSING sign they climbed to fence, stripped...
  7. General Discussion
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20212558/from/ET/ How does this even happen? A snake head bit this guy and he had to be rushed to the hospital.
  8. General Cigar Discussion
    Hello folks, This video shows a Cuban farmer rolling a cigar. For the more knowledgeable, I would like to ask two questions: The blurb to the right calls this "old-fashioned way" of rolling cigars. What is done differently today? Why is newsprint used in the rolling process? Thanks! P.S. If...
  9. Jokes Forum
    A chicken farmer went to a local bar and sat next to a woman. He ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating." "This is a special...
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    A Texas farmer was selling his peaches door to door so He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the top of the negligee to one...
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    A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me...
  12. Jokes Forum
    A farmer buys a mated pair of parrots. Every time he looks in the cage the male parrot is making it with the female. The next day the female dies. The farmer gets incensed and throws the male out of the house. The next day the farmer sees dead hens lying all about the feed lot. The parrot is...
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