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So, i have been busy the past few weeks with finals, an dnow it has come down to two more exams tomorrow night......then a celebration cigar!!!! I will be enjoying a delicious Diamond Crown Max and then maybe a nice light(but flavorful) Zino Plat Crown Chubby. To all the other college...

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's...

I have decided to go into Insurance Sales. I am tired of Customer Service. I would rather put my phone and people skills to work in a sales position. I have worked in Health Insurance Customer Service for over 10 years, and have also done some retail and telesales. So I decided to get my...

A senior citizen goes in for his annual physical exam with his wife tagging along. When the doctor comes in the room, he says, "I'll need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample". The man, hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" She yells back at him "Give...

Sorry I just had to write this. I have been going to law school at night for the past four years. It takes three years full time four years at night. Being married a job I couldn't go days though. It all came to an end last night with a wills and trust final. I just feel odd and almost like...

I have a lab exam in 10 min that I'm not prepared for... I blame you guys. :biggrin::brick::sweat::lol:

Anyone know what Blue cross and blue sheild's health exam consists of? I think I've got to do drug test, but does it also check for tobacco; if so (and I know this has been somewhat asked before) how long does it take to get out of system, etc. Background, I'm smoking about 1 cigar a week, but...

for the year....YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive been having a couple beers with some buddys and watching hockey. I am going to have a celabratory stogie tommorow after I have had some wings. I am looking at smoking a DIPLOMATICO #2. I even get a week off before I...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well...

Our resident Skype leading Professor has just scored his 400th RG!! Congrats to one of the good guys. It's always fun to talk to you and help you ever so gently down the slope!!!:r

Montecristo #2 The setting: Front porch, ‘bout 67 degrees, I’ve got a glass of iced tea and a box of matches to go along with my monte #2 and 100 pages of reading for an exam tomorrow (now today). Pre-light: Excellent looking cigar, these retail (I’m told) for $10+, but I picked one up online...

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The other day I posted in the WTB/WTS forum saying I was looking for a few Premium Fuentes. Navydoc posts telling me to PM him my address but he never replied... until today. Cleary NavyDoc was insane or recently lost his mind because he sent me FIVE (yes that's FIVE as in '5') 'premium'...

West Virginia Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If...

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"...

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still that...

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