The EVP called me out. He told me to sit in the corner and not play with the big boys. I did and now I have to pay NY style. I knew it was coming and I said I wasn't afraid. I should have been. Total destruction. The gang from NY doesn't play.
One Live Red
Carlos Torono Exodus 1959
Joe took it upon himself to use the Oliva Night at Goodfella's to smack me around in person with a fine collection of sticks including a couple of GAR Lanceros, 2 Lives, a Comacho Liberty for the contest and a La Gloria Cubana! These are going to be tasty!!!!
So, Pete and I were chatting at the last herf about the Peterson cigars he loves so much. I told him I'd never had one.
So, as the great BOTL he is, BOOM! He lobs a hand grenade of 4 of them into my mailbox.
Thank you, brother!
Well I ran my mouth on a bomb thread and took it hard. Needless to say my mouth wrote a check that my A$$ couldn't cash!!!!!!!!! Sorry for the poor pics. My wife took both cameras to Tahoe for a girls weekend. Here is the line-up
Tierra Del Sol - Never had one. Looks tasty
Monte Cristo Room -...
EVP took it upon himself to order me a brand new pimped out cigarlive polo in size superfatass!!
not only did i wear it at c-fest, I WORKED IN IT AT C-FEST!!
There was a problem with the shirts that Sam ordered for the Nub crew, so everyone wore some of the shirts that Sam takes to the Nub...
So I'm loading my car for a business trip to CT this week and I saw my substitute mail carrier in the parking lot today. He didn't get to mine yet when I handed him a package so I thought I'd just finish doing what I was doing before and come back after he leaves. About 10 mins later I open my...
It was a beautiful day outside so I thought I'd go for a walk around the lake. I get about halfway there and all of a sudden a white and blue truck starts coming the other way. All of a sudden I hear someone in the truck yell, "INCOMING!!!" followed by a loud bang and a feeling of being thrown...
I have been victimized!!! My mail gets delivered early. When I went to the box, I noticed a package waiting for me. Immediatly I became weary, but it wasn't ticking so I figured my wife ordered something (I should have checked the return address). So I'm going through the regular mail when...
I think I will have a permanent limp which sucks, but I was thinking of letting my assistant go anyways, God rest her soul.
Aracos sent me: A Helix, Fonseca, 5 Vegas, Don Thomas Cameroon Collection, and an Onyx.
The EVP sent: A Don Thomas Special Edition belicoso, 5 Vegas Gold, Phoenix, an...
Now I was smacked real good by EVP! A really nice selection of smokes that I'll enjoy for sure. An Edge Sumatra? Yummy! And what's the reason for this? Obviously just to be able to use the word "Calimari" in a sentence... <G>
Thanks a million!
This guy is a menace to society--
I hear homeland security has him on their top 10 list
I got home late tonight and the cop cars were swarming the neighborhood--Seems a bomb blew my mailbox to smithereens and the DA lives across the street from me(he really does!).Well they interviewed me for...
The mailman left these on the front seat of my truck this morning and ran the **** away as fast as he could. I guess he didn't want to risk stuffing it in the mailbox.
Thanks to THE EVP for the great smokes. I'm gonna light that Padron panatela up right now.