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Just as I thought I was in the clear and the 50+ bombs were starting to wind down, I come home to find my mailbox blown to pieces, shrapnel everywhere, and on my front steps I see the unmistakable "bag of four". Charles (ctiicda) got me - it took a while - but he still got me.:brick: Thanx for...

It was just another "Second Tuesday Of The Month" at work (just about any IT guy can tell you what that means), when I received the dreaded "it's something from the John guy again" call from my son. I told him to just leave the little bundle of joy in the mailbox, and asked Cortana to call the...

Mike had heard that I was looking to test some AVO's, well you dam near got me! Here is his weapon of choice: Feel free to give this BOTL some RG, if you can. Johnny

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just...

A gorilla escaped from the local zoo. A woman is home and hears a noise on the roof. She goes outside and spots the gorilla running backand forth on top of the house. She goes back inside and calls the zoo. Just a few minutes later, a truck from the zoo pulls up. A man gets out carrying a net...