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My wife emailed this to me this morning (and it fits me to a "T"): Engineers Explained People who work in the fields of science and technology are not like other people. This can be frustrating to the nontechnical people who have to deal with them. The secret to coping with technology-oriented...

I was just wondering how many of us are engineers and or of a scientific background?

I have a Windows development question, actualy operating system stuff.

Engineers are very intelligent people on average but I really enjoy laughing at them sometimes; especially since I am married to one. Over the weekend there were a bunch of tiny flies in our back yard. Most people would call them "gnats" and be done with it. The fly angler in me however...

Been an engineer for 26 years and never heard of this. I feel special :)

Bubba and Ray (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a...

Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft...

I have a business/sales opportunity & it concerns using a chemically engineered cermet additive for friction pairings in machinery. I understand there were some plasticity issues & brittleness problems in cermet technology in the past. I am made to understand that the heat issues &...

1. No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has seen. 2. There are 2 billion children (under 18) in the world...